DESCRIPTION:
Introducing the most powerful product to ever hit the shelves of Springhill Outfitters: Freedom™ - now in a convenient 12oz can. Crack one open and feel the bald eagle inside you scream the national anthem while fireworks explode in the background.
This ain't your average beverage. This is 100% pure, undiluted, liberty-infused FREEDOM.
Brewed in the land of the free, canned in the home of the brave. Whether you're firing up the grill, hitting the range, or just saluting the flag for no reason, this is the can you want in your hand.
TASTING NOTES:
Hints of gunpowder, glory, and grandma's apple pie
Slight smokiness from open carry
Goes great with beef jerky and back porch conversations
FEATURES:
12oz of red, white & boom
Packed with Second Amendment satisfaction
No calories. No compromise.
Limited-edition collectible can -- put it on your mantle or next to your ammo stash
REVIEWS:
5/5: "Cracked this open and immediately grew a mullet and a deep respect for the Constitution." - Chad from Johnston County
5/5: "Tastes like victory." - Sarah, somewhere in a tree stand
DISCLAIMER:
This is an April Fools' joke. You're not actually buying a drinkable product. But if you do buy one, you'll receive a free gift from Springhill Outfitters -- because we love folks with a good sense of humor almost as much as we love America.